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Joke of the Day
"What is it with Germans and old operating systems I keep hearing them say ""DOS is good"""
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"And the Lord said to John, 'Come forth, and you will receive eternal life' But John came fifth, and won a toaster."
"Why are my jokes strikingly similar to your sperm? They're killed almost instantly by assholes."
"I was thinking about becoming a Muslim, I met a guy online that told me I could get a free vest if I signed up."
"What would happen if James Bond took Viagra? He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all."
"Schizophrenia? More like Schizofriendia. *voices agree*"
"There are only two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"Beef jerky is just a cow raisin"
"Perfect example of good & Bad luck Wind blows a girls skirts high (Good luck) At the same time dust falls into the boys eyes (Bad luck)"
"What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance"