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Joke of the Day
"What does Batman like in his lemonade? Just ice."
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"My wife is like a grape She lets out a little whine."
"Did you hear about the Lawyer who showed up to court without his attache? (original joke) Judge threw him out, said he didn't have a case."
"Watched a TV show about Stroke Survivors last night Needless to say it was a bit one sided"
"me: better check my phone for texts from friends me: *checks phone* me: better get some friends"
"Intelligence always beats good looks. But just to be safe I've got both covered."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down the shops ! Kn"
"Why hasn't Kim Kardashian seen her asshole lately? He's on tour."
"Today I asked ""Where do you get off"" while quarreling with my girlfriend. She replied ""In your bed."" Quarrel over."
"If you live in Russia... .. then you must've picked ""HARD MODE"" at birth."