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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord. My ass!"

"What the 0 said to the 8 ? Nice belt, dude !"

"Does your wife have dry lips? Because I saw her putting some chap's dick on her lips"

"Math proves girls are evil"

"I walked into the Reddit restaurant. All the servers were busy."

"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina? Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush."

"[1st date] Her: so u play piano? Him: yep Her: is it hard? Him: that's pretty forward but yeah, as a rock Her: I meant playing piano Him: oh"

"Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back the medium ones you eat and the larger ones you mount."

"In hell, you have to find the start to Scotch Tape over and over."

"Re: global warming and the cold weather ""Liberals keep telling me the Titanic is sinking but my side of the ship is 500 feet in the air."""