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Joke of the Day
"Why hasn't Kim Kardashian seen her asshole lately? He's on tour."
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"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed? Isaac Newton died a virgin"
"I feel sorry for men who don't know how to value women. One look at a woman and I KNOW how much she will cost me."
"In the library: ""Excuse me, where are the books about paranoia?"" ""They are... right behind you."""
"What did the Alligator say to the turtle? Can I bayou a drink?"
"My closet should be on Hoarders. Fell in looking for second shoe. 45 minutes later I had to cut my left arm off with a plastic hanger."
"I've Invented A New Word... Plagiarism."
"What quality was the wine that Jesus made ? Bloody good."
"Spent over an Hour at the wife's grave this Morning Bless her, She thinks I'm Digging a Pond."
"What's the difference between a sperm and a Young Republican / Young Conservative A sperm has at least a 1 in 100 million chance of becoming a human being"