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Joke of the Day

"Today I asked ""Where do you get off"" while quarreling with my girlfriend. She replied ""In your bed."" Quarrel over."

"I'd have to say that my biggest downfall was about two flights of stairs."

"What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!"

"Although it sounds like it could be a good one, Pissflaps is a terrible name for a bar & grill"

"A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, ""Oh alright, I'll stay the night."""

"If you've never had a 4 hour conversation about which cartoon character gives the best blowjobs, then I question your commitment to tequila."

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."

"Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"What's worse than ten babies in one trash can? One baby in ten trash cans."

"What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !"