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Joke of the Day
"If you live in Russia... .. then you must've picked ""HARD MODE"" at birth."
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"Got into an argument with a cripple and won. He didn't have a leg to stand on."
"Why don't they call the Batman film ""The White Knight"" instead of ""The Dark Knight""? Because no one would care that he died."
"[2005, youtube's first pitch meeting] ok so basicaly its like if america's funniest home videos was on 24 hrs a day on evrey computer-- SOLD"
"How come lesbians can't be vegan? They all eat pussy."
"Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon? Because they cantaloupe..."
"Did you hear about that new movie ""Constipation?!"" It still hasn't come out!"
"A Mexican plays uno, And steals all the green cards.."
"Did you hear the one about the donkey and the sloth? Ultamate frisbee badger!"
"A hamburger walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""