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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down the shops ! Kn"

"A fruit probably wouldn't travel to Australia But a veggie might"

"Flight to Vegas...guy in front of me has a bouquet made up of dollar bills. Pro Tip: That stripper will never marry you bro."

"They say you should test your fire alarm once a month... But it's costing me a fortune in houses!"

"Coworker: What are those chocolate coins you guys get on Hanukkah called? Me: Gelt. Coworker: Guilt? Me: No, Jews get that all year round."

"My night was going great until a neighbor flew their drone over my property. So I grabbed my shotgun and yelled, ""Pull!"""

"Jesus loves you may be a wonderful thing to hear in church But it's a terrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison."

"Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel? Because he looked pretty seedy!"

"I would request a bunch of Ambien as my last meal so I would look hardcore as hell by falling asleep at my own execution"

"[first day as tour guide in New York] Me: that's the Statue of Liberty Guy: what is she clutching Me [awkward long pause]: all the liberty"