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Joke of the Day

"Girl: Why should I shave my downstairs? Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food."

"I would talk about computer science... But it makes my mother board"

"What do you call a Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwich at a gay pride parade? An LGBLT"

"Recent study has revealed that masturbation might help curing the common cold. Well I hope it is true because I haven't got any more tissues left.."

"What's so bad about being a virgin, anyway? It means fucking nothing."

"My girlfriend just got mad and accused me of stalking her. Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet."

"[NSFW] Dad, I am a lesbian 1st Daughter:""Dad, I am a lesbian"" Dad; ""Oh okay!"" 2nd Daughter: ""I'm a lesbian too..."" Dad: ""Jesus Christ, does any one in this family love dicks?"" Son: ""I do."""

"If 4 out of 5 suffers from Diarrhea Does that mean that 1 enjoys it?"

"Have you ever played the game of pocket tennis? ..it's when you like keeping your hands in your pocket, when you have holes in them and you're not wearing any underwear."

"How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head? If it's red on top, fire in the hole."