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Joke of the Day
"What's so bad about being a virgin, anyway? It means fucking nothing."
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"What is the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut is a girl who sleeps with everyone. A bitch is a girl who sleeps with everyone **except you**!"
"I'm afraid of Spotify ruining music the way Facebook ruined friends."
"One guy trained how to kiss using kiwi So he wasn't confused by neat mustache that Mary had."
"CRAZY PRANK!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYmoaJoyZTo"
"I think I'm allergic to mornings."
"smoking I use to smoke, I'll probably never say that I quit but I do stop for intermittent periods. I, like most people, call this lapse in my habit a ""relationship""."
"my floor was 5 years old, so i contacted someone to replace the old wood... I'm still waiting for a reply"
"Also, kids? Don't DM us pretending you are some school official cancelling school. Closings don't work like that. & we're not that dumb."
"What's Imperial Britain's favorite game? Clash of Clans"