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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwich at a gay pride parade? An LGBLT"

"What kind of car did Jesus drive? a manual."

"What's black and white and being milked tonight? Michael brown's death"

"Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg? He lost it back in the 'Nom War"

"What good is a space heater, it's cold here on Earth."

"My husband just got to level three on netflix: ""faking an illness"" to finish binge watching I'm on level 6: ""faking your own abduction"""

"Welcome to kleptomaniac club. I see you already took a brochure."

"What did one tower say to the other? I've got a plane to catch."

"Why don't you make jokes about muslims? Because they will fucking kill you."

"What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating."