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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] Dad, I am a lesbian 1st Daughter:""Dad, I am a lesbian"" Dad; ""Oh okay!"" 2nd Daughter: ""I'm a lesbian too..."" Dad: ""Jesus Christ, does any one in this family love dicks?"" Son: ""I do."""

"Where do Jewish people go to think? Concentration Camps."

"Come on Canada, first Celine, then Nickelback, NOW Bieber!? Are you TRYING to provoke a war?"

"I really hate campfires... Just Kindling."

"Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog? The porbeagle. _"

"Mom used to say the only accessory a fashionable girl needs is a virtuous reputation. But it's bracelets."

"Just saw two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard.... Pillow fight?"

"I just feel like you shouldn't be using a selfie stick unless you're a T-Rex."

"Stop sending toys to children in Africa It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you."

"How many blacks does it take to start a riot? -1"