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Joke of the Day
"Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike? Because either way someone is losing a trailer."
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"I wish I was your math homework Then I'd be hard and you'd do me on the desk."
"What did the broken bridge say? I have truss issues."
"oooh dey so big !!! Q. did you hear what they said about the girl with big titties when she tried on a 34B bra ? A. She makes B-cups look like teacups."
"What do you call the fear of chainsaws? Common Sense. I'll show myself out..."
"Domestic terrorism? Meh... International terrorism? EHMAGARD!!"
"I'm in so much debt... I could start a government."
"""I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."" Will Shriner"
"How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row."
"Steve Irwin lived the way he died... With animals in his heart."