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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever played the game of pocket tennis? ..it's when you like keeping your hands in your pocket, when you have holes in them and you're not wearing any underwear."

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"I told my wife I am sending her a dick pic... She said "" I don't want your junk mail!"""
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"[police lineup] VICTIM: That's him! The dopey fat guy in the middle. COP: We haven't started yet. That's your own reflection in the glass."
"What's 12 inches long and white? Nothing."