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Joke of the Day
"What is a fretless bass good for? About thirty yards if you use both hands."
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"me: when I was your age there was a band called Hoobastank grandson: his mind is clearly degraded. that cannot be true. the old man is dying"
"Ate a whole box of donuts. But I ate them *really* fast so hopefully that counts as a workout and balances out the calories."
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