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Joke of the Day

"I should marry my neighbor. She doesn't live with me, we never speak, and we see each other naked all the time."

"A group of Germans walk into a BAR... after 20 rounds there are no survivors."

"4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said ""People are a prototype"" and I was too scared to ask what he meant."

"What's the difference between an elephant and a police car? On the elephant, the trunk is in the front and the asshole is in the rear. Cop here, so everyone laugh it up!"

"I accidentally gave my wife superglue instead of Chapstick She's still not talking to me."

"I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips"

"What was a tramp stamp in the 19th century? A slattern pattern"

"My dad used to beat me every night HORSE, chess, Super Mario.."

"Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job."

"What do you call a boring banana? unaPEELING"