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Joke of the Day

"If you ever see me cleaning out my car in the middle of winter, it's because I have drugs missing."

"why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? to get to the bottom!"

"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."

"*Tinkerbell sprinkling pixie dust* Remember Peter, give me a call if it last longer than 4 hours."

"Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he's sworn in."

"What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill? ""Here come the elephants up over the hill!"""

"40% of women in the world are battered... And I've been eating mine plain this whole time."

"Six jews are in a park, two leave. How many people are left? Zero, because jews aren't people."

"Did you hear about the overweight introvert who thought he had won the hot dog eating contest? Turns out he was just a bit shy."

"Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse? Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back."