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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are under $2.00 while deer nuts are under a buck"

"I believe that there are two things that we can all agree on: Boobs."

"As a white man I can't say the word Ni.... But I can say ""thank you for the warning officer.."""

"What does a Jewish pedophile say to an 8 year old boy? Hey little boy, want to buy some candy?"

"Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be? Christopher Walken"

"What's the difference between a group of intelligent midgets and a girls xc team? One is a group of cunning runts and the other is a group of running cunts."

"I told my hairdresser to just take a little bit off the top. It makes me more relaxed when I can see her breasts"

"Trumps penis is so big... That on a (qwerty) keyboard it stretches all the way from A to Z"

"""You kids and your smartphones, when we were your age we just dealt with having nothing to do with our hands."" *Lights another cigarette*"

"What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"