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Joke of the Day
"What do you call over the counter Viagra? Mycoxafloppin"
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"After 50 years of failed embargoes and isolation the US has recently unleashed its most obnoxious weapon on Cuba to date... The American tourist!"
"Why was the one y.o. Ethiopian child crying? Because he was having his mid-life crisis."
"What do you tell two lesbians before they start a play? Break a leg! (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scissoring)"
"I clicked ""Going"" on a Facebook event last week but now I feel like staying in... *masked tough guys throw me in a van* ""You committed, pal"""
"Him: I really like your car Me: Thanks! H: What is it? Me: Uh......black?"
"Joke. What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat? ......Claude!"
"What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? On a porcupine, all the pricks are on the outside!"
"Why dont guys like working in the rain? Because only pussys get wet."
"Incest People say that incest is a game for the whole family."