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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows? This is a bomb in a bull."
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"When someone is calling with your girlfriend... Take the phone and say: What has little balls, and hangs down? A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up? ...Then hang up the phone x)"
"Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot."
"The only thing I've ever made from scratch was dandruff."
"How do you throw a party in space? You planet."
"Mrs. Claus must be pretty dissatisfied. After all, he only comes once a year."
"A farmer asks the scarecrow if he likes his job ""Well... this job isn't for everyone..."" the scarecrow ponders, ""but hey... it's in my jeans"""
"What does a black guy do after sex? 15 to life"
"A black guy with a parrot walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""wow! That is beautiful! Where did you get it?"" The parrot responded, saying, ""there are millions of them running around in Africa."""
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!"