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Joke of the Day

"The Muslim Who Dated An Ape Did you hear about the Muslim who was caught screwing an ape? He was stoned to death along with his haram bae."

"A woman just asked me if I'd like to help fight bigotry today but she was holding a clipboard so I said no."

"Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial? He wasn't koalafied!"

"It's Cultural Appropriation Day.. O wait the Irish aren't Pussies."

"I'm tired of seeing ""Hey OP, I banged your mom"" comments every time I post a submission.... I never should have given dad my username."

"I guess you can call 2chainz... A master debater... ( )"

"Cheesy joke What did the big cheese round say to the baby cheese round? Getting older isn't going to make you the big cheese."

"Sometimes It's nice just to sit with the person you love. But then it has to get all awkward and her husband is all ""Why you at our table?"""

"My car has a GPS, but when I get lost I still usually just end up busting out a globe"

"When my Internet is down for more than 2 minutes, I assume Western civilization has collapsed so I start looting."