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Joke of the Day
"My car has a GPS, but when I get lost I still usually just end up busting out a globe"
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"Can anyone please post some good accountant jokes? Meeting with one tomorrow. Thanks"
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"greeks Thousands of years ago the Greeks invented sex, a few hundred years later, the French introduced it to women."
"I tried to catch some fog this morning ... Mist."
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