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Joke of the Day

"It's Cultural Appropriation Day.. O wait the Irish aren't Pussies."

"Conan: Texas recently had 9 earthquakes in a day. But don't worry: Scientists are hard at work figuring out exactly what God was angry about"

"Hey, Gandalf! What is it that bats can do but badgers can't? FLY, YOU FOOLS!"

"My 9 year old son - ""If I ever get Bieber fever, just let the fever kill me."""

"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team? One is a group of cunning runts."

"What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the party? ""Namaste"""

"Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a hole in one"

"My last relationship was so bad, it featured Pitbull."

"I tried to buy perfume from a vending machine, but it was out of odor."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim. edit: (works best if said out loud)"