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Joke of the Day

"Cheesy joke What did the big cheese round say to the baby cheese round? Getting older isn't going to make you the big cheese."

"Chinese people have small eyes but.... At least its big enough to see their penis."

"Pity Teacher writes down the word 'pity' on the blackboard. Suddenly, I think to myself ""Oh, it's what comes after forty-nine..."""

"How many dothraki does it take to open a door? Idk, but they sure are hot."

"Why do bakers start working so early in the morning? Because they knead dough."

"What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods!^I^will^see^myself^out^now"

"I used to think the brain was the most interesting part of the body. Then I realized what was telling me that."

"Knock Knock. Who's not there? Not me."

"The guys that taught me every medicine joke I know just arrived at my doorstep. I decided to in-vitamin."

"Co-Worker: Can I get a quick word? Me: Velocity. Co-Worker: ..."