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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial? He wasn't koalafied!"
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"Why is 2 Phosphorus Oxygen Carbon the greatest rapper from the elements? 2POC"
"If your kid eats the chocolate bunny's feet first, ""so it can't get away,"" that's your future serial killer right there."
"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? dr. dre"
"I took two years of anger management courses Now I'm the manager of four brand new anger stores"
"Did you hear about the new Italian tires? Dago here, dago there, and when dago flat, dago wop wop wop."
"Lion King is my favourite movie about an innocent baby animal. Being framed for murder."
"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I just don't know Y I'll show myself the door."
"What did the brazillian father ask for for christmas from his wife? ""A little head, baby"""
"It turns out smoking prevents Alzheimers. You don't live long enough to develop it."