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Joke of the Day

"I guess you can call 2chainz... A master debater... ( )"

"Look on the bright side would be horrible advice to someone trapped in a tanning bed"

"It wouldn't be appropriate for me to comment further but that's not going to stop me."

"I know a husband and wife who were happy for a very long time and then they met."

"A Bostonian is walking down the street when... A pirate jumps out in front of him and screams ""Arrr!!!"" To which the Bostonian screams back ""Ahhhhhh!"""

"Shot pool with my 15yo son. Taught him a valuable lesson. You can restart a video game 1000 times. You can only lose your allowance once."

"Mom and Dad said I was bad for putting a cell phone in my vagina but I don't know why. I always come when I'm called."

"What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts? ""He's a keeper"""

"I tried to figure out why the tennis ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"""Pop star, Justin Bieber, was charged with DUI, driving with an expired license and resisting arrest."" Britney Spears whispers, ""Amateur."""