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"When my Internet is down for more than 2 minutes, I assume Western civilization has collapsed so I start looting."

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"In New York, people are paying up to $100 for a ""cronut,"" which is croissant/donut. We call these people ""midiots,"" which is a moron/idiot."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !"
"Whats a similarity between dogs and teenagers The girls are all bitches"
"My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home"
"What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other? A surgeon."
"Who sang the song that goes... ...""that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, I really love your tiger feet""?"
"Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed? He said he ""couldn't find a shingle person to do it."""
"Some cocaine addicts get very glossy skin. It's the charlie sheen"
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