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Joke of the Day

"I'm tired of seeing ""Hey OP, I banged your mom"" comments every time I post a submission.... I never should have given dad my username."

"I wonder what chairs think about all day ""Oh, here comes another asshole"""

"What is an Eskimos best friend? pol ice"

"I don't understand all the Lady Gaga hate... she seems like such a nice guy."

"Funny shit 52% of all women have used vibrators , the other 48% have new ones ."

"A young boy got expelled for the using the C word in class The principal asked him ""That wasn't clever, was it?"" The boy replied "" No, it was cunt"""

"What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day? No, John! *You* can't see *me!*"

"Trump: ""Hows that Mexican mall going?"" ""Mall? We thought you said wall"" Trump: ""No way that's harsh, also hows that Muslim band looking?"""

"Working title for the new Tyler Perry movie? Alex Crossdresser"

"I'm not saying you're an idiot, I'm typing it."