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Joke of the Day
"My retirement plan is pretty much dependent on the Mayans being right."
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"You really gotta hand it to short people.. Because they usually can't reach it anyways."
"Got kicked out of the casino again. Apparently, gold chocolate coins mess up their slot machines or something."
"What's the difference between acne and a child molester? Acne waits till you are 13 to come on your face."
"I once visited The Virgin Islands. When I left, they were just called The Islands."
"You can't blame me for making jokes about the earthquake. It's not my fault."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza can have pepperoni, Jews can't. Oh, and that other thing."
"What did the Banana say to the Monkey? Yo You peel me?"
"How do you stop water from running? Don't pay the water bill."
"I just thought of a gay pick up line... ""Would you be the Puff Daddy to my Biggie Smalls?"""