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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop water from running? Don't pay the water bill."
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"i asked my wife to send me a naughty picture on snapchat... so she sent one of our kids playing in my electronics drawer"
"I Wasn't Too Keen On The Idea Of Gay Parenting Until I met my wife, who was raised by two dads. That's when I came to my senses and realized.. NO MOTHER-IN-LAW!"
"My dog barks for 2 reasons: 1. When somewhere in the world another dog is barking. 2. When somewhere in the world no other dog is barking."
"whenever a song says put your hands in the air i do it on the spot. i have fun and also an alarming vehicle collision record"
"Horrible funny joke What do you call an alligator in a vest....? An Invest-agator"
"I was gonna tell a Holocaust joke but I ran out of gas."
"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad I had to take away his bike.."
"What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? A rooster will say cock a doodle do! But a hooker will say any cock will do!"
"Superman: Only one cookie left. Batman: Rock, paper, scissors for it? Superman: 1, 2, 3, GO! Batman: *pulls out Kryptonite and eats cookie*"