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Joke of the Day

"I just thought of a gay pick up line... ""Would you be the Puff Daddy to my Biggie Smalls?"""

"Behind every ladybug there's a gentleman bug who is tired of dealing with her."

"Wearing a seashell necklace is a great way to let everyone know how cool you were in 1996."

"I saw some porn with Charlie Brown music in it and it really didn't fit the mood."

"what did the gay bull say? more cowball!"

"How does a Russian bomb explode? Kaboomshki"

"Why were the Native Americans in America before us? They had reservations."

"Treat her like she's the only girl on Earth. Nothing makes a woman happier than the thought of every other woman disappearing forever."

"Don't cha wish ya girlfriend was a clinically depressed cat owning weirdo like me"

"What did the RAM stick say to the politician? I'm PC2!"