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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between acne and a child molester? Acne waits till you are 13 to come on your face."

"I don't like how girls always want the guy to make the first move. Sometimes I just want to play as black."

"A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair."

"""Look guide here are some LION tracks."" ""Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."""

"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

"Im finally using reddit how it was meant to be used And ive run out of toilet paper"

"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler."

"Why does lanolin oil smell exactly like cow semen? don't ask me!"

"My favorite book as a child was... ...'I Fell Off Mt Everest' by Eileen Dover."

"if you're havin girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and they're all bottles of beer on the wall"