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Joke of the Day

"You can't blame me for making jokes about the earthquake. It's not my fault."

"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side. No offense."

"What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings? A pterrorist"

"Where did Donald Trump go for dinner last night? Rubio Tuesdays"

"I just got a great new lab coat! The meat was pretty good too."

"Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic? Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side."

"How to tell if someone doesn't crossfit"

"""'Earth' without 'the' is just 'ar'."" - Pirates If you haven't seen ""Earth without art is just eh"" then you prolly didn't like this tweet."

"If you listen to a Miley Cyrus song backwards you can hear Satan refusing to have sex with her."

"Her: omg, I'm SO happy for you! Me: *shaking head* No, no, no... I said I got 'enraged', today. Not 'engaged'."