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Joke of the Day
"What did the Banana say to the Monkey? Yo You peel me?"
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"Hey, you know why goldfish are the only snack that smiles back? because they are baked."
"There is a special place in Hell for people who stop at yellow lights."
"What kind of back problem did the terrorist have? Scoli-isis"
"""And the award for Most British Name goes to..."" *Benedict Cumberbatch takes a sip of gin with his eyes closed* ""Helena Bonha-"" *spews*"
"Gassy Joke What makes a Mexican gassy? Taco night. What makes a white person gassy? Chipotle. What makes a Jew gassy? Auschwitz"
"I told him I like a big vocabulary and now he won't stop using 72pt font."
"My friend lost his toes in a car accident, so I punched him in the face I'm lack toes intolerant"
"Hello, you're through to Sea World Your call may be used for training Porpoises."
"Q: What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer? A: ""Would you like fries with that?"""