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Joke of the Day

"I once visited The Virgin Islands. When I left, they were just called The Islands."

"Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!"

"I know a cannibal who only eats women's genitalia. Sometimes I go over to their house for a clambake."

"All of my best ideas involve jail time."

"I've been running as fast as I can, but I still can't catch my breath."

"What did Lincoln say about his experience at Ford theater? He said it was mind blowing."

"Where does a one legged waitress work at? IHOP"

"Two muffins are in an oven First muffin turns and says ""damn it's hot in here"" The second muffin says "" holy sh!t, A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"Ok people, I think the big take away from 2016 is that it's really bad luck to start the year by shooting a gorilla"

"There are 10 types of people Those who understand hexadecimal.. And F the rest."