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Joke of the Day

"It's probably too soon for Ebola jokes on here... ...but when the time comes, I bet they're gonna be killer."

"Real laziness is being excited when plans get canceled."

"What do mathematicians and ravers have in common They both search for X"

"A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes."

"Did anyone else think that... Mel Gibson's remake of the 'Life of Brian' wasn't nearly as funny as the original?"

"Your opinion is very important to me, please remain on the line until it goes to voicemail."

"'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensiveisn't it ?' 'Next!'"

"Freak people out in public restrooms by saying ""come in"" when they knock on the stall door."

"I was two woman away from having a threesome last night"

"Why are lazy farmers so great? Because they are just out standing in their fields."