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Joke of the Day

"A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes."

"I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser."

"How did the redditor get lots of downvotes? What is a pirate's favourite letter?"

"So what do you do for a living? ""I'm in the Secret Service"" Wow, you didn't keep that secret too well did you"

"How do you confuse a blonde? You paint yourself green, and throw forks at her"

"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. When the instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."

"TIL four Chinese brothers attempted to invent the airplane but failed miserably Apparently two Wongs don't make a Wright"

"Did you hear about that nightclub for birds? Was Rave'n"

"Are rape jokes funny in this subreddit? I wouldn't want to do anything if you guys said NO."

"Political joke Donald Trump"