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Joke of the Day
"I was two woman away from having a threesome last night"
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"I was at a hat shop and the sign read, ""ALL CAPS MUST GO!"" ...and I thought what hypocrites!"
"Took and Ambien and a Viagra at the same time again. Im finding it hard to sleep."
"me: How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?! Netflix: Because you watched ""The Wedding Planner"""
"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Michael FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzMichael. Happy St. Patrick's Day!"
"Hey kids, don't forget to look both ways before getting hit by a car."
"What does an Indian man get when he works out? Sikh gains. I made this up too! Although this joke has probably been said before"
"M'eal *tips waiter*"
"""The 1st Amendment is a magical shield that protects you from any consequences after publically posting your opinions online."" - idiots"
"If a deaf person goes to court, is it still a hearing?"