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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival? ...They're calling for a Lil Wayne"

"Glass... tastes like blood."

"My girlfriends 2 year old nephew loves trucks. His first word was truck. He points at every truck he sees and talks about trucks in his sleep. I guess you could day he's semi crazy"

"what do you call a gang made up of cookies? oatmeal raisin hell"

"It's like grandma always said... In a car with a sunroof, you have more room for your legs"

"There's a Little House On The Prairie film in the works, in case any of you are looking to take a two-hour nap in a theatre next year."

"Why There is No Readhead in Hell ? God does not punish twice."

"Playing guess the animal with 4yo. 4: it looks like a tiger. Me: a lion? 4: no. Me: leopard? 4: no. Me: i give up 4: it's a tiger"

"Good thing ""you only live once"" has really caught on otherwise we might all kill ourselves like it's no big deal"

"From grandma: Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In memory of all the faces that were buried there."