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Joke of the Day
"Real laziness is being excited when plans get canceled."
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"Why are Jews so bad at maths? Cause they can never find the final solution"
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims"
"So how is your sushi? Meh, it's all rice."
"If by free spirits you mean an open bar, then yes I love free spirits."
"Housekeeper: Professor there's a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldn't believe me. Professor: No? Then I suppose I'll have to go and tell him myself."
"My Grandfather died in the holocaust... ...he got drunk and fell off a watch tower. I remember NOFX said this when I went to see them can't take credit."
"You did not have a valentine on valentines day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day so shut up"
"Never understood Monopoly. It's like saying, ""Hey we're stressed out about real $, so let's play a game & get stressed out about pretend $."
"In bed last night my wife said ""Do you want to try something?"" So we put OJ on the stand."