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Joke of the Day
"I wonder how people who are tired of working in the jade business describe their attitude."
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"What do you call a homeless guy who broke up with his girlfriend a while ago? A man who hasn't eaten in days."
"Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash."
"Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn't hear you the first 100 times."
"Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember"
"I'm such a slave to the man working on a Saturday night. A drunk slave but whatever. Atleast my e-mails to my boss are hilarious now."
"Other than The Aristocrats, are there any jokes where the telling of it is the joke itself?"
"Wait. If Toyotas can't stop accelerating, can't they theoretically be used for space travel?"
"it's better to give than to receive Especially, if it's anal."
"Dragons have tattoos of Asian chicks on their backs."