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Joke of the Day
"Other than The Aristocrats, are there any jokes where the telling of it is the joke itself?"
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"Thanks for the heart attack, Chinese menu under the door while I'm watching a scary movie."
"""There is a rumor going around that Facebook is building a cell phone.It's pretty good, except you can only use it to call people you barely remember from high school."""
"Look, all I'm saying is, you never see Nikki Manaj and E.T. in the same place at the same time."
"Did you know Zimbabwe loves the rapper 50 Cent? Or as he's known there, 400 billion dollars."
"Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn't proof that you can effectively work as part of a team"
"I once called my teacher mom I was home schooled"
"What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt? A cairopractor."