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Joke of the Day

"Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn't hear you the first 100 times."

"A squirrel charged with murder, the detective ""did you do it?"", the squirrel ... ""no it was Nut me"""

"Me: That guy is a bad apple. 6-year-old: He's a person. Me: I just meant he's mean. 6: Probably because you called him an apple."

"Is it possible to wanted the same thing and still break up.. Yeah, If you both only want to have sex with girls."

"Did you hear about the baker who always fantasized about being a king? He walked into his bread oven room and said, ""All rise."""

"My boss told me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I replied, ""I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"""

"The barber in my neighborhood just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been a customer of his for 4 years, and I never knew he was a barber."

"I don't think we should be to worried if Trump gets elected Politicians never keep their word"

"What do you call an old skeleton's jokes? *Dry humer!*"

"Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress."