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Joke of the Day
"Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn't hear you the first 100 times."
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"Laugh at something on your phone and wait for me to ask what it is. See your grandchildren grow old. Witness the death of the sun."
"A Test WC in college. Three cubicles. Voice from the left: *Peter, professor passed you in philosophy?* Voice from the right: *No, he did not...* Voice from the middle: **And I won't!**"
"Samsung will no longer use the name ""Galaxy"" name on the Note 7... From now on, it's the Samsung Supernova 7."
"A light joke. So I had this crazy dream where I weighed less than a thousandth a gram. Yeah I was like 0mg!"
"Joan Rivers stopped breathing during cosmetic surgery and has passed after several days of home care. At least she died doing what she loved."
"""I'm here for the orgy?"" - Things you shouldn't say when walking into a work meeting."
"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your family bush."
"White boards aren't just great They're remarkable"
"If we both go for the last slice of apple pie at the same time, I will bury my fork in your throat."