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Joke of the Day
"Dragons have tattoos of Asian chicks on their backs."
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"Two blonds are on opposite sides of a river ""Hey!!! How do I get on the other side??"" ""You idiot!! You're already on the other side!!!"""
"A dad walks into a room seeing his daughter masterbating with a cucumber. He said: ""I was gonna eat that, now it taste like cucumber"""
"Did you hear about the cabriolet driver who caused a fatal accident? He was driving roof-less."
"Wine and cheese pair well together bc they are both the expired byproducts of other foods enjoy your trash snack rich people"
"The characters from Dragon Ball Z aren't that super Just saiyan"
"Where does Santa keep his nuts? In his nutsack..."
"I'm really irritated by people that are missing phalanges. I guess I'm lactose intolerant."
"How do you know if your roommate is gay? When his Dick tastes like shit"
"How do you get a Twinkie pregnant? How to put it in a box of Ding Dongs."