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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ? Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!"
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"I buy my son a hot chocolate so after he quits burning his mouth I know mine is safe to drink."
"Today'a Cleveland game is 1-7 I didn't know the browns were playing tonight."
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know why"
"My girlfriend once used Vaseline when she gave me a handjob . . I came four or five times trying to wash it off."
"I knew a kid in grade school who was born with deformed eyelids... ...So they took the flesh from his circumcision to fix his deformity. For the rest of his life he was cock-eyed."
"What's the definition of a masochist with necrobeastiality tendencies? Someone who literally gets off beating a dead horse."
"A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the road.. and they see a boyscout bending over. The Priest says ""Man I'd screw that."" and the Rabbi replies ""Out of what??"""
"I blame instagram for making these basic b*tches think that they're ""models"" in real life."
"A Mexican Magician... A Mexican magician says he will dissappear on the count of three. Uno... Dos... *poof* He's disappeared... Without a tres."