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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican Magician... A Mexican magician says he will dissappear on the count of three. Uno... Dos... *poof* He's disappeared... Without a tres."

"Never Forget Girl: Can you finger me? Boy: Sure. Girl: Oh yeah that feels good. --------- 1 Day Later ----------- Girl: I'm pregnant. Boy: Dammit I forgot to wash my hands."

"there was a girl on tv show who was crying sayin ""i miss america"" and it was real sad until someone corected her grammar and gave her a sash"

"I might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but I will still cut you."

"INTERVIEWER: How would you define yourself? ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist"

"What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers."

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."

"If I had a crystal ball, I'd probably walk differently."

"Boss: I thought I said no costumes this week. Me: These are my clothes."

"Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest? Because he was biting."