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Joke of the Day
"Today'a Cleveland game is 1-7 I didn't know the browns were playing tonight."
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"What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint? Both crews were marooned."
"When I call 911, I'm gonna do a Sean Connery impersonation to briefly amuse the jurors at my trial."
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"What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit? Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck-up bitches"
"Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas."
"So a baby seal walks into a club...."
"I asked a pregnant woman what cup size she was. She said 500ml."
"I've got 70 hobbies. '69'ing and fishing."