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Joke of the Day

"A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the road.. and they see a boyscout bending over. The Priest says ""Man I'd screw that."" and the Rabbi replies ""Out of what??"""

"What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic? Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style."

"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Dave"" ""Dave who?"" Dave had to hold back tears as he realised his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse"

"How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard... Put him in the backyard"

"Hey, did you hear about the road paver who got fired? He couldn't even."

"One of the great pleasures of living in a city is walking by a pile of bloody clothes and thinking, ""Someone else will take care of this."""

"Did you hear what the Kathmandu? He Baghdad so he could Bangkok"

"I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta. Now it's a Ford Focus."

"You're so fat, when you sat on an iPod . . . It turned into an ipad. If you don't like my joke, you should really lighten up."

"TIFU By posting in the wrong subreddit...."