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Joke of the Day

"What's the definition of a masochist with necrobeastiality tendencies? Someone who literally gets off beating a dead horse."

"Who is the most basic Spice Girl? Pumpkin Spice."

"What do you call a gay piece of bread? A faguette"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger"

"Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa? Because it can't be taken on empty stomach"

"Justin Bieber should thank Elton, Adam, and Ricky for making his closet a walk-in."

"I'm not racist... I'm not racist, cause racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."

"(NSFW) What did God say when he walked in on his son masturbating? ""Jesus fucking Christ!"" I'll see myself out."

"My grandfather was a boxer in the British Army. Which was completely unfair because the enemy had rifles."

"What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted? Hey we have a toot in common."