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Joke of the Day

"A masochist and a sadist are doing their thing... The masochist says: ""Hit me"" and the sadist answers: ""no..."""

"What is the difference between Donald Trump and Chris Christie? When things go south,Trump burns bridges, Christie just shuts them down."

"There aren't many sports that couldn't be improved by adding a bear."

"How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of caesars."

"Why did the child have two black eyes? Because telling them once wasn't enough."

"It's okay to smoke weed in the rain, but don't in hail"

"Adult me: I wish I was a kid again. Kid me: I wish I was a dinosaur! RaWr!"

"Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? R, C, I and P are all pretty much equal"

"Plutonium smells just like shit. Pu."