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Joke of the Day
"What's black and steals your change? Vending machines."
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"NSFW - What's the worst thing to hear.... What's the *worst* thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"People reckon I'm too patronizing (that means I treat them as if they're stupid)"
"Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day."
"Why did the father of the asian couple know the baby was not his? Because two Wongs don't make a white"
"Meatloaf just collapsed on stage Mom is losing her skills in the kitchen"
"I realized I was maybe not the best listener when a friend had to come out to me twice."
"Lazy person fact #4523974903 You were too lazy to read that number."
"How do you think the unthinkable? Hit an itheberg."
"Priest and acne. What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne usually waits until a boy is twelve to come on his face."